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Phoenix Wrong: No Shit Phoenix Wrong: No Shit

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Started great, became greater...


the True MapleStory the True MapleStory

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Great flash, sub-par humor.

Yeah, in order for it to really be funny, you'd have to actually play MapleStory. The only funny part was the random thief. Everything else kinda sucked.

Also, Slime King. No Slime Queen.

Madness Elimination 4 Madness Elimination 4

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Perhaps I'm biased because of Krinkels..

You could use some work on this stuff. It's kinda choppy and the animation is sub-par. Your "Eliminator" picks up guns and doesn't even use them at all and I felt that the entire series was poorly written.

That blood when the Eliminator got hit was quite ugly too. Shape tween? lol.

Splurgle responds:

Lol I know I did use a shape tween. It was too complicated for fbf at that time. And to be completely honest, there isn't a real story behind this little series. I just made up some random characters. Thanks for the honest review!

Recent Game Reviews

Scribble 2! Scribble 2!

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


I hate the scrolling. I hate the zoom. I hate the fact that I scroll over a point 4 times and it doesn't connect. I hate that the music doesn't loop properly(it bothers quite a bit). I loved the simplicity and fun of the last one. I was about to get level four on the first try on Scribble. Scribble 2 gets me a level one because of the unnecessary extras that make it harder for me to draw.

Super Smash Flash Super Smash Flash

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not bad; but needs much improvement.

Graphics: Subpixelised, people don't "hold" items. They float there. Backgrounds are absolute crap. You get a 5 solely for the nice looking interface.
Style: Good I supose.
Sound: Not bad.
Violence: More like lack thereof.
Interactivity: It was fun! Well, at least until it started being really gay with the glitches. And also, not enough friction. Far too little friction in fact. And the hits? WTF? And Mega Man X(notice the X; there's a difference between the two) has no Melee moves. WTF. All buster shots which actually don't help you as much as you think. And the recoil. FFS. The recoil gives me nightmares. Seriously, X plays a lot like Samus. He has a buster. He can fire off faster shots for a good amount of damage, but he can charge it for a stronger shot. He can fight. He's shown to do Hadokens and Shoyrukens in two or three games.
Humour: None.

In other words: it's bugged. Massively bugged. Fix it and show me something I can play. And seriously. Up should be jump. And give us two or three keys to attack with. Normal, Special, and Grab/Dodge/Shield. Also, attacks do far too much damage. I get hit like 3 times and I'm at 130% thrown off the map.

Regarding Link, you can stack his down attack infinitely if the enemy doesn't move. You should make him move to the side a bit so he doesn't rack up 400% in like 10 seconds.

The break the targets stage sucks. Too large and similar in each room. The run to the finish is horrible. Monsters knock back far too much. You didn't add the hit -> extra jump feature that was in all the Smash Bros thus far which made it harder when you were swarmed.

Complaints aside, good game. Had fun for a while.

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Four Second Frenzy Four Second Frenzy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fun game; a bit too ambiguous.

It was fun playing through it. I didn't last too long due to the ambiguity of some of the games, and that fact that 1 or 2 were nearly impossible for me to do in 4 seconds.

That didn't subtract anything from your score though. I miss playing WarioWare lol.