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Ugh.

I hate the scrolling. I hate the zoom. I hate the fact that I scroll over a point 4 times and it doesn't connect. I hate that the music doesn't loop properly(it bothers quite a bit). I loved the simplicity and fun of the last one. I was about to get level four on the first try on Scribble. Scribble 2 gets me a level one because of the unnecessary extras that make it harder for me to draw.

Not bad; but needs much improvement.

Graphics: Subpixelised, people don't "hold" items. They float there. Backgrounds are absolute crap. You get a 5 solely for the nice looking interface.
Style: Good I supose.
Sound: Not bad.
Violence: More like lack thereof.
Interactivity: It was fun! Well, at least until it started being really gay with the glitches. And also, not enough friction. Far too little friction in fact. And the hits? WTF? And Mega Man X(notice the X; there's a difference between the two) has no Melee moves. WTF. All buster shots which actually don't help you as much as you think. And the recoil. FFS. The recoil gives me nightmares. Seriously, X plays a lot like Samus. He has a buster. He can fire off faster shots for a good amount of damage, but he can charge it for a stronger shot. He can fight. He's shown to do Hadokens and Shoyrukens in two or three games.
Humour: None.

In other words: it's bugged. Massively bugged. Fix it and show me something I can play. And seriously. Up should be jump. And give us two or three keys to attack with. Normal, Special, and Grab/Dodge/Shield. Also, attacks do far too much damage. I get hit like 3 times and I'm at 130% thrown off the map.

Regarding Link, you can stack his down attack infinitely if the enemy doesn't move. You should make him move to the side a bit so he doesn't rack up 400% in like 10 seconds.

The break the targets stage sucks. Too large and similar in each room. The run to the finish is horrible. Monsters knock back far too much. You didn't add the hit -> extra jump feature that was in all the Smash Bros thus far which made it harder when you were swarmed.

Complaints aside, good game. Had fun for a while.

Fun game; a bit too ambiguous.

It was fun playing through it. I didn't last too long due to the ambiguity of some of the games, and that fact that 1 or 2 were nearly impossible for me to do in 4 seconds.

That didn't subtract anything from your score though. I miss playing WarioWare lol.

Nice game

even for your first try, ths is awesome! i lvoed stick figure penalty and this game is just as good, keep up the good work...

Fun game...good times...

man, this dress up game roxors...and i hate dress up games...it would have been better if he were shot...lol

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